you know your a mom when....

You know your a mom when...you find spaghetti in your bra, and can't remember the last time you ate spaghetti** You know your a mom when...you Smell a brown stain only to find it is NOT chocolate like you had thought** You know your a mom when...you clean more than you sleep** You know your a mom when...you've turned in your sexy lingerie for a bleached pair of sweats and your hubby's T-shirt** You know your a mom when...you've eaten crust for lunch** You know your a mom when... Going to the grocery store alone and standing in the freezer aisle feels like a trip to Aruba** You know your a mom when...you use the phase "because I said so" on a daily basis** You know your a mom when...a 4 year old uses your heels more than you do** You know your a mom when...you sing along to wonder pets bc it's a catchy tune** You know your a mom when...you think brushing your hair is a luxury** You know your a mom when...you pull out a pack of gummys, wipes, a binkie, spare clothes, animal crackers, sun block spf 100, Cheerios, germx, a my little pony and somthing you believe used to be a raisin before it grew hair before you reach your keys** You know your a mom when...you don't remember what it's like to take a crap by yourself** You know your a mom when...you believe spit up is the new upcoming scent and you wear it well** You know your a mom when...you drive a minivan... Enough said** You know your a mom when...everyone in your house is dressed in their Sunday best and you look like a bag lady** You know your a mom when...you've fished a toy out of a toilet... most likely with your hand**