What the...

What the $&@? Is that?!?!!

yes all the time... I'm thinking mushrooms of some kind

Whiz....what's a whiz like cheese whiz??

I'm not entirely sure what the protocol is for explaining the difference between a baby boy and baby girl to a 6 year old but non the less she schooled myself and my mom... "Mom you know how you know if your having a boy or a girl" "uh tell me please" "ok well the dr takes a picture and checks to see if the baby has a short one or a long one" "um what??" "You know a whiz, if its a long whiz it's a boy" "a whiz??" " yea mom a whiz! Don't you know these things yet?" uhhh apparently not, I should prolly head back to sex Ed 101 I have a lot to learn.

You know your a mom when....

...when You took this picture from the toilet...can't miss a photo op!!

Now what the hell is that?!?!

I can not tell you how many times I have said "now what the hell is that!?!?" If you can't tell the pink picture is actually a recliner we bought elle that now is stained up and written on... So when I first saw it I yelled "Jesus now what the hell is that?!?!" My 4 year old replied "oh that's my name....elle see e-l-l-e" now the other picture appears to be none other than spongebob only this is not a piece of paper...it's my bedroom door... I have many..many...many pictures like this that I will share along the way... But my question is do you? Leave a comment or picture of your "now what the hell is that!?!?!" Moment

Sorry barbie ken has been beheaded

When you've said something 467 times...sometimes you lose your cool...is this completely uncalled for or is it completely normal...I don't know but it happens to me!
I once repeated my self several times then said if you don't stop I'm throwing Ken away but what I actually did was even more disturbing... I popped the guys head right off!... Yes I sent it soaring through the air like a Canon ball... I couldn't help it. Further more I threatened to removed a limb if she continued .....as my 4 year old threw herself on the ground and started whaling "noooooo!" I thought to myself when the hell did I become a psycho, screaming dismembering mother....hmmm I don't know somewhere in the last 4 years....again she didn't listen I went to remove Ken's leg... "Farrah" my husband said, he shook his head and held his hand out...I hung my head and handed over Kens remaining body. Lucky for Ken  because the way Elle was listening poor Ken Would have been nothing more than a torso in the end.....it leads me to wonder how many more victims will there be before the madness ends...

you know your a mom when....

You know your a mom when...you find spaghetti in your bra, and can't remember the last time you ate spaghetti** You know your a mom when...you Smell a brown stain only to find it is NOT chocolate like you had thought** You know your a mom when...you clean more than you sleep** You know your a mom when...you've turned in your sexy lingerie for a bleached pair of sweats and your hubby's T-shirt** You know your a mom when...you've eaten crust for lunch** You know your a mom when... Going to the grocery store alone and standing in the freezer aisle feels like a trip to Aruba** You know your a mom when...you use the phase "because I said so" on a daily basis** You know your a mom when...a 4 year old uses your heels more than you do** You know your a mom when...you sing along to wonder pets bc it's a catchy tune** You know your a mom when...you think brushing your hair is a luxury** You know your a mom when...you pull out a pack of gummys, wipes, a binkie, spare clothes, animal crackers, sun block spf 100, Cheerios, germx, a my little pony and somthing you believe used to be a raisin before it grew hair before you reach your keys** You know your a mom when...you don't remember what it's like to take a crap by yourself** You know your a mom when...you believe spit up is the new upcoming scent and you wear it well** You know your a mom when...you drive a minivan... Enough said** You know your a mom when...everyone in your house is dressed in their Sunday best and you look like a bag lady** You know your a mom when...you've fished a toy out of a toilet... most likely with your hand**