The poop they didnt tell you...

I've started this blog in desperation of my sanity. You see I am a mom of a 4 year old girl....Elle or as I refer to her "wormy" or "bean" there are so many times in parenting where you just want to scream but what's worse then that talking with mothers who believe their parenting is impeccable and their children are wonderful gifts from God....well I'm here to say... Liars! Children aren't always wonderful sweet little angels with your DNA running through their veins but mear creatures who scream, pinch, bite, kick, stink, and are sticky little terrors running your life. Everyone has been in a store and seen a mom frantically throwing items in her carriage so she can get the hell out of there bc her "sweet little angel" is flipping shit! And if your a REAL mom this has probably been you at one time or another! With this said I do without a doubt love my daughter... But I've found that those who don't discuss these topics are more deranged then us mommy's saying ahh my kids are a nightmare fml!! Your only human people! There's No super mom so get over it and join us crazies who do the best to survive our parenting years...I promise you'll feel much better:) ...use my blog as an outlet and support system ....follow my blog and you will laugh, cry and say holy shit that's happened to me!..... and you can revel in the fact that you are NOT alone!! Love, luck and sticky fingers...Farrah